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This is 90% of the conversations I have on the internet.

Me: I like apples!
Them: I don't like apples!
Me: Apples are good because they're green.
Them: Apples are lame!
Me: I don't think apples are lame because I enjoy the color green.
Them: Wheelbarrows are useful! What is wrong with you?
Me: Wheelbarrows? What do they have to do with apples?
Them: HAHA I WON!

Did anyone else in the universe have a speech and debate class, or was it just me?