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Sep. 28th, 2006 03:31 pmDear fellow subway rider,
Yes, I am glaring at you, while standing and holding on to the slippery pole of disease. Why am I glaring at you? Because I still can't believe you sat on me you crazy dingbat. I was just minding my own business, and for some reason you decided that you could fit in the 6 inches between me and the guy next to me. You couldn't, but you sat down anyways. Since I didn't appreciate your bony ass digging into my thigh I got up and let you have the seat, since you CLEARLY wanted it more than I did. Thanks, that made my whole morning. Really, I mean it. It's people like you that make this city a joy to live in. Now if you'll excuse me, I don't think I'm adequately full of rage, so I'm going to go try to walk through midtown in the middle of the day at a pace slightly faster than "I have a whole hour for my lunch break and I'm going to use it all walking once between 32nd and 31st".
Love, OMGWTF,
Aniline
Yes, I am glaring at you, while standing and holding on to the slippery pole of disease. Why am I glaring at you? Because I still can't believe you sat on me you crazy dingbat. I was just minding my own business, and for some reason you decided that you could fit in the 6 inches between me and the guy next to me. You couldn't, but you sat down anyways. Since I didn't appreciate your bony ass digging into my thigh I got up and let you have the seat, since you CLEARLY wanted it more than I did. Thanks, that made my whole morning. Really, I mean it. It's people like you that make this city a joy to live in. Now if you'll excuse me, I don't think I'm adequately full of rage, so I'm going to go try to walk through midtown in the middle of the day at a pace slightly faster than "I have a whole hour for my lunch break and I'm going to use it all walking once between 32nd and 31st".
Aniline
